#entomology jokes

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[metalheadspiderv2]

Millipedes are just stretch limo pillbugs

[strangerboykamal]

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[the-bug-bl0g]

male leafcutter ant call that an Atta boy

[great-and-small]

A baby is a larva a toddler is a nymph a child is a third instar a teenager is a subimago

[spiny-ant]

i love your blog!!!! buges is awesome!

i was wondering if i could rq a fire ant stimboard but like. make it evil. liek things blowing up and getting thrown at walls. this is very genuine i rlly like that bulldog ant stimboard with the like dog attacking the camera. pls and thank u ur blog is so super awesome

Like my 3rd fire ant stimboard but idc✨✨

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[leafgorge]

the fact that people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology bugs me beyond words

[miyrumiyru]

♕ 왕팔랑나비 (Lobocla bifasciata) : Skippers Family (Hesperiidae)

This cute caterpillar is crop and fasten leaves with their threads to make their soild and cozy home.

Their host plants are bean family, like Kudzu, Locust trees... (that's why their heads are look like a red bean)

They overwintering as larvae and pupae until next shiny summer is coming, and then...

They become fluffy noble skippers! ❤️

Caterpillar observation by onidiras on iNaturalist (CC BY-NC)

[fivetrench]

Pulled this loser out of our toilet. And he kept squeaking at me too, as if I wasn’t saving him from drowning in shit water. Bugs these days are such ingrates. I let this kafkaesque bitch outside and he was yelling at me the whole time

[dougielombax]

“Did somebody say something about….an INSECT C O L L E C T I O N ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! !” - Kinger.

*proceeds to start flailing, shuddering, shrieking while bleeding a strange black liquid from the mouth, and vibrating furiously and uncontrollably*

[jupiterswasphouse]

Termites :] they have such long faces,,,

[strangerboykamal]

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[weewooooweew]

she blow on my fly till i putrefy

[ginger-berrie]

okay real pinned post time

Hello! I'm Ash (she/fawn)! You can also call me Ginger or Pecha ^^ I do art and math and all sorts of random stuff !!! I cannot possibly tie myself down to one hobby.

My current interests (and most frequent reblogs) are:

Pokémon (Alola is my fave, and Guzma owns my whole heart)

Stardew Valley

Dungeon Meshi

Falsettos

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney

Entomology (and bio as a whole, but mostly bugs)

Undertale/Deltarune

The Scary Jokes

Some other stuff (non-exhaustive) that holds a very special place in my heart but I may not be as active in:

Cartoons:

The Owl House

Steven Universe

Gravity Falls

Anime/Manga:

Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!

Mob Psycho 100

Pluto (Manga)

Video Games:

Five Nights At Freddy's

Minecraft

Animal Crossing

Other:

Something Rotten!

Dimension 20 (The Unsleeping City >>>>>)

Sudoku (yes, sudoku) ((and other number puzzles))

Crochet

Feel free to message/ask me about any of these things !!!! I love getting asks :3

[flashhwing]

What do you think the entomology for "magic missile" even is?

most likely some wizard developed it because they didn’t have the dexterity to swat the flies buzzing around their tower so they came up with a spell that does just enough damage to kill a fly and literally cannot miss

[firebugseverywhere]

Same picture.

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Wanderer über dem Nebelmeer by Caspar David Friedrich (image on the right) was found here.